Idiot School

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I fell on my…

ask me why I left you high and dry
only to wind up lonely
how could I be so cruel?
I must have been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree
I’d be a qualified klutz
you gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the…

not so long ago you loved me so
and I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I must have been to idiot school

We knew when I went away
that one day you’d forget me
I’d come running back today
but you won’t let me

If there was an idiot school
I would be the top of the class
I know I acted the fool
I know I fell on my…

ask me why I left you high and dry
only to wind up lonely
how could I be so cruel?
I must’ve been to idiot school

If there was a stupid degree
I’d be a qualified klutz
you gave all your loving to me
I gave you a kick in the…

not so long ago you loved me so
and I was your one and only
I threw away a jewel
I must’ve been to idiot school